We don't care for blood, but it's hard to eat the brains out of the live an' kickin' without getting a little ketchup.

live an' kickin'

It's funner when they squirm.

I agree with your suggestion. I think American non-southerners should avoid that south too. I think most of the people who've moved here in the last 30 or 40 years should move back to where they came from, too.

Then, maybe, just maybe, it would once again become a reasonable place to live. Unfortunately every idealized spot from my childhood has either a Winnebago or ratty trailer full of Ohioans or Floridiots sitting on it, sitting in their underwear watching satellite TV. You can't drive 5 feet without seeing a craft store targeting morons with nothing better to do than drive several states over just to buy the same pre-made wreaths and faux-finished picture frames they could get in the craft shops in their home towns.

So, HOORAY!!! Stay the fuck home, frankly. I'll drink your blood if Bush won't. Go look at the leaves in Vermont and buy your factory-made folk art there. Go watch Deliverance, and remember why you should stay on the friggin interstate.

Since when is 5000 significant to 300,289,550 people?

If it is, i'll give you a dollar, and you give me $50000.

We don't care for blood, but it's hard to eat the brains out of the live an' kickin' without getting a little ketchup.

It's so hard to eat brains without a little sauce - no one blames you. But Dubya won't be happy if you drink all his bluuuuud.

So, HOORAY!!! Stay the fuck home, frankly. I'll drink your blood if Bush won't. Go look at the leaves in Vermont and buy your factory-made folk art there. Go watch Deliverance, and remember why you should stay on the friggin interstate.

Riiiight.

Since when is 5000 significant to 300,289,550 people?

It's a big number. 5000 people is a lot when they want to see the blood of 40 million drunk by a single person. I would have thought that idea would be too crazy, but apparently not.

To: BakerStreet As I've long suspected, you are an ignorant idiot. It's just that your vocabulary is better than that of most ignorant idiots. Come here, little man - and I'll show you what a blood-drinker actually looks like.

Is that a failed login of the icecreamer? It seems as out of left field as Baker's response. This post was supposed to be mildly amusing in a heavily sarcastic way.

Why warn non-Americans?  The Politicians have already sucked the blood of most Americans in the south.  Guess that was not enough and they are still hungry.

Most of the people couldn't even understand him dude!

In the same stand up he said "I support your war OF terror" and noone caught that and they all cheered as well.

It is a joke movie and I find it hilarious that you are trying to stereotype Americans because of a movie.

What's ironic is that most north-esterns liberals seem to support a more literal sense of blood sucking of others  in the form of confiscating the property of people who produce to give to their deadbeat constituents.

While some yahoos at the rodeo might have not been paying attention to what they were cheering, the left votes in time and time again measures that amount to real life blood sucking.

Most of the people couldn't even understand him dude!

Why did they cheer at all then? I have difficulty believing that the majority at that stadium are so pig-ignorant they can't decipher a simple accent. No, they chose to cheer.

In the same stand up he said "I support your war OF terror" and noone caught that and they all cheered as well.

Ignorance is only an adequate defence when you're charming, and they weren't charming.

It is a joke movie and I find it hilarious that you are trying to stereotype Americans because of a movie.

I'm not. In case you missed the quite heavy sarcasm, this was a joke article. Americans are already stereotyped as dumb, ignorant and bloodthirsty. What Baron Cohen was able to do merely reinforces the stereotype.

What's ironic is that most north-esterns liberals seem to support a more literal sense of blood sucking of others in the form of confiscating the property of people who produce to give to their deadbeat constituents.

I think you mean metaphorical. That rodeo claimed to support physical bloodsucking. Northeastern liberals, if you are correct, will only take your stuff. The first is literal, the second metaphorical.

Unless of course you're referring to liberal support of leech usage in medicine, in which case you are correct. Support for leeches does result in sucked blood.

Some americans.

Some americans.

Some americans.

the eagle turned on Saddam and Attacked

Saddam was one of our warriors way back
we crowned him a prince

he fucked up and we fucked up
hell everybody was fucking up
it was war & shit never goes the way anyone really wants

son went all mad dog in the end
when we decided
to use the kurds
to take him down

HE HITLERED UP
for security purposes
went to war

saddam's head was so dangerous
the executioner ripped it right off
the crowds screamed and cried
tried to drive his mighty spirit away from the gallows
rightly so trembling in fear
at the horror of his coming wrath

His spirit surprised everyone & no one
with a wave and a tear
he forgave them their place in history
as great men do

as
great men

expect



sorry old soldier left hungry alone in your fox hole

wish i could have told you

we are praying
for you


to all enemies we sing: our hearts are still open
our minds are still free

we were not effected
by they great they's
enchantment spells

we too are sickened
by
the
rotting diseased cloak of these lies







we are coming for you

i am
a man of my word
the word
your word
our word



YOU ARE FORGIVEN

forgive us


We just didn't make it in time saddam
this stoic crusader was still marching silently
through the carnage
seeking rank on missions top secret
waging war from under deep cover
pretending always to go along



waiting

waiting

waitng

for the order

to come down




you know how that is

I

salute

u



we all salute you

Bugger off Gilford. I can't abide poetry, especially bad poetry.

I haven't seen this movie yet. We had to choose between The Pick of Destiny and Ali G's movie and we picked wrong.