Horrible evidence from the latest investigations
Americans believe their president is a vampire and they long to see him suck the blood of Muslims.
It sounds impossible, even implausible. But the evidence is in and it is dramatic. An entire rodeo stadium cheered the declaration of faux-journalist Borat Sagdiyev when he shouted out (and I paraphrase, because I didn't memorise the lines) "I hope that George Bush will drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq".
An entire rodeo stadium full of people. And that's what, 5000 people? More? It may not be a majority of the population, but it's still a significant number.
I advise all fellow non-Americans to avoid the American South in order to escape drainage of their blood and its shipping for consumption to the nation's capital in Washington.