The recent visit of the President of Iran brought all the rightwingers out of the woodwork.

From between the rocks, from behind fetid toadstools, from the nightmare corners of the suburban landscapes, they came.

And they came with one simple message "We come, and we want your babies."

It's hard to know whether they're following the example of Mr Swift, or simply enjoy sauteed infant with their dollar bill milkshakes. More salubrious sources suggest people who traditionally lean towards socially conservative candidates believe that infant blood is an aphrodisiac.

Who knows, but in the wake of the President's visit it has become clear to me that rightwingers are eating babies left, right and centre, and everyone knows it.

I mean, I know this because I just thought it up and it matches my inbuilt prejudices. To actually research and think beyond my prejudices is well beyond the desires of any real JUer, such as our beloved retard parade. Thinking happens to other people.

And I for one am in full support. Throw off the shackles of thought! Ignorance is strength! War is peace! Freedom is slavery! Rubblerubblerubble!