LIBERALS are AWESOME

You suck.

Published on August 16, 2007 By cactoblasta In Blogging

Have you seen the latest from the LIBERAL-leaning LEFTY media, with their LIES and blatant HYPOCRISY?

Apparently a study in BELGIUM has proved that LIBERALS are AWESOME.

Why?It's all quite SIMPLE.

The Calpurnia-Octavia INDEX rates the usage of capitalisation in MODERN society. It uses a google-STYLE sweep over TEH intarwebs to discover which words attract THE most capitalisation.

According to their LATEST results, the word LIBERAL has been typed as capitals on more than four billion occasions. This makes IT the most AWESOME word on the entire internet and, by inference, makes LIBERALS the most awesome people on the internet.

Already the LIBERAL LEFTY LOSERS are claiming this makes them BETTER than anyone else.

BUT we all know THE truth. Only RIGHTWING NUTJOBS with STUPID HAIRCUTS and BAD TEETH are worthy of winning the AWESOME index. So IN FUTURE, let's JUST capitalise RIGHT-WING words and themes.

DON'T LET the LIBERAL LUNGSUCKERS WIN!

PS. Is it just me or is everyone making far too much use of capitalised words? You're not special if everyone's doing it.

Comments

Texas Wahine

on Aug 16, 2007

I like your thinking.

I might also add that every freakin' Aussie I've ever known has been completely awesome. Except my friend who is really bossy. But she spent a lot of time in New Zealand, so maybe that's why.

dynamaso

on Aug 16, 2007

I HAVE TO SAY I RARELY, IF EVER, USE CAPITALS TO MAKE MY POINT... DAMN WHERE IS THE CAPS LOCK KEY AGAIN? OH, THEre it is.

Tex,

every freakin' Aussie I've ever known has been completely awesome

I would like to argue with you but you are so right its not funny.

cactoblasta

on Aug 17, 2007

I might also add that every freakin' Aussie I've ever known has been completely awesome.

Hey, we rock faces and take no prisoners. It's what we do.

I HAVE TO SAY I RARELY, IF EVER, USE CAPITALS TO MAKE MY POINT... DAMN WHERE IS THE CAPS LOCK KEY AGAIN? OH, THEre it is.

Dyno, you're the very epitome of restraint.

I would like to argue with you but you are so right its not funny.

Totally.

singrdave

on Aug 17, 2007

This is a really interesting article, but I see one point that the researchers seemed to have overlooked. In four billion hits, there's no way to check context. So a hit on "THOSE GOSH DARN LIBERALS ARE STUPID AND EVIL" would have equal weighting with "LIBERALS ARE THE GREATEST AND ALL WHO OPPOSE SHALL PERISH." There's two more LIBERAL hits for the research (oops, three) and I know where I stand in regards to LIBERALS (oops, four).

cactoblasta

on Aug 17, 2007

This is a really interesting article, but I see one point that the researchers seemed to have overlooked. In four billion hits, there's no way to check context.

The fourth law of reality is that the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about, so by definition all mentions are positive mentions.

Don't worry, you'll pick up the logic eventually.

singrdave

on Aug 17, 2007

the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about, so by definition all mentions are positive mentions.

So all publicity is good publicity? Any attention is better than no attention at all?

Don't worry, you'll pick up the logic eventually.

Gee thanks.

The fourth law of reality

What are the other three?

cactoblasta

on Aug 17, 2007

So all publicity is good publicity? Any attention is better than no attention at all?

See, I told you it was easy.

Gee thanks.

no wuckers.

What are the other three?

Who said there were only four? Probably some LYING LEFTWING LIBERAL LOONY is my guess, probably some feminazi dancing on Weary Dunlop's grave in long pants.

Some of my BEST FRIENDS ARE LIBERALS, so I have to AGREE, LIBERALS ARE AWESOME, even if their POLITICS SUCK ASS!

Yeah LW, liberals rock. I'm not sure how people can go round denying these days. I mean, teh intarweb has brought us proof. With capitalisation, no less!

Noumenon72

on Oct 29, 2007

CAN I JUST POINT OUT that the results of this study PROVE that LIBERALISM is the best philosophy for CAPITALISTS if they'd only realize it?

ParaTed2k

on Oct 29, 2007

Hmmm, does that mean LIBERALS are awesome because of CAPITALISM? ;~D

Noumenon72

on Oct 30, 2007

Did you know you are the ONLY DAMN PERSON ON THE INTERNET (and those are not ironic capitals, I'm really impressed here) to ever use the phrase "LIBERAL LUNGSUCKERS"? You made a Googlewhack!

cactoblasta

on Oct 30, 2007

CAN I JUST POINT OUT that the results of this study PROVE that LIBERALISM is the best philosophy for CAPITALISTS if they'd only realize it?

Please do!

Hmmm, does that mean LIBERALS are awesome because of CAPITALISM? ;~D

Of course! Capitalism makes everything awesome!

Did you know you are the ONLY DAMN PERSON ON THE INTERNET (and those are not ironic capitals, I'm really impressed here) to ever use the phrase "LIBERAL LUNGSUCKERS"? You made a Googlewhack!

Hardly anyone on teh intarwebs seems to use lungsucker, either. It's crazy. It's a great insult for people who are all tongue, much better than sucking face.

PS. I'd like to thank all the little people who made this googlewhack possible.

Moderateman

on Oct 30, 2007

Bwahahahahahahahaha.......... good laughter cacto.. thank you.

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